Adventure of a lifetime

RaiderDm

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If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime, TRY THIS:  
Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law, or any of that nonsense.  
Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.  
Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.  
Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.
Procreate abundantly.  Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural USA thing. You would not understand, pal."
Keep your American identity strong.  Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.
Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do likewise.  
Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.  
Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal presence in Mexico.
Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.  
Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.  
Good luck!  You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon dead.  

Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world except right here in the United States, Land of the naive and stupid, idiotic politically correct politicians.
If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and try the above in Mexico or Iraq.



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Raider out.



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And then when the local authorities arrest you for being an illegal immigrant, scream racism
 
dont forget to take a job from a hard working mexican citizen for less than he makes pushing the taxpaying citizen to the unemployment lines.

-WHEELMAN.

i live a half hour drive from the mexican border, thousands of illegals cross everyday, taking low paying labor and non skilled work from starving american college students, around here, you have to be bilingual to get a fuggin burger at jack in the box, or maybe its yakinthabos
 
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