A wish to live forever

[gurrera]

I met a fairy who said she would grant me one wish.
Immediately I said, "I want to live forever."

"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant eternal life."

"OK," I said, "Then, I want to die after Congress gets its head out of its ass!"

"You crafty bastard!," said the fairy.
Gurrera

 

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