Convertible's are for Homo's and sexy Women...
Oh man... you are SOOO RIGHT. What was I thinking? ? I live in IOWA for crying out loud. If I want to be a man, I am supposed to by a pickup with a v8 and 2 loud pipes. It's an added bonus if it has a gun rack and I chew tabacco. I am a little misplaced up here. I should have been born in Europe or maybe the year 2094. But it is peaceful and I can do what I want.... and if I want to buy a GAY convertable, by golly I'll do just that! Because THIS IS AMERICA [national anthem starts in the background...] and it doesn't matter if you're black or white or strait or crooked, you have rights... so many rights that eventally we'll all be the same exact one person-type so as to not offend one another.... and then, fellow citizens [music gets louder]... yes, then we will ALL be driving gay yellow convertable V8 pick trucks with driver side vanity mirrors and matching designer gun racks, to haul around our uni-secksual Halley/Anna wives around in. And everyone will be happy and never offend anyone because there will be only one stereo type of person: [dun dun daaaahn!!!!] The UBER-secksual will replace all species.
Really, I just want a convertable so I can tan my bald spot.
