A Little Humor

Krieg

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Just thought these were sort of funny.

How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity:
>
> 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with
> sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they
> slow down.
>
> 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
>
> 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
> fries with that?
>
> 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in."
>
> 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
> gotten over
> their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
>
> 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
>
> 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
> prophecy."
>
> 8. Dont use any punctuation marks
>
> 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
>
> 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
> answer.
>
> 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
>
> 12. Sing along at the opera.
>
> 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
>
> 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of
> jungle sounds all day.
>
> 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party
> because you're not in the mood.
>
> 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
> Hard Kim.
>
> 17. When the money comes out the ATM scream, "I won! I won! 3rd
> time this week!!"
>
> 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot
yelling,
> Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
>
> 19. Tell your children over dinner, Due to the economy, we are going to
> have to let one of you go."
>
> And the final way to keep a healthy level of
> insanity.......
>
> 20. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address book, even if they
> sent it to you or asked you not to send them stuff like this.
 
i cant do #4 though im a cook
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