A couple of Micheal Jackson jokes....

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Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's dreams every night??

A: Hanson.

Q: What's somewhat brown and often found in children's underpants?

A: Michael Jackson's hand.

Q. How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it is bedtime?

A. When the big hand touches the little hand...
 
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How can you tell if theres a party at his house ?? All the big wheels are parked out front.
 
heres one - has to be told verbally to make sense.

- What does michael jackson love most about 28 year olds ?
- theres 20 of them
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