A cajun and his alligator walk into a bar!

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A Cajun walks into a bar with
a pet alligator by his side.


He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons.
"I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my manhood inside.

Then, the gator will close his mouth for one minute.



Then, he'll open his mouth
and I'll remove my unit unscathed.
In return for witnessing this spectacle,
each of you will buy me a drink."

The crowd murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the bar,
dropped his trousers,
and placed his Pasqual and related parts in the alligator's open mouth.
The gator closed his mouth
as the crowd gasped.
After a minute,
the man grabbed a beer

bottle and smacked the
alligator hard on the top of

its head.


The gator opened his mouth
and the man removed his genitals unscathed as promised.


The crowd cheered,
and the first of his free
drinks were delivered.


The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try."


A hush fell over the crowd. After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar.

A girl timidly
spoke up, a Blonde.

"I'll try it.
Just don't hit me so hard
with the beer bottle!"

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