A guy walked into a bar, and saw an attractive woman nursing a drink. He
approached her and said, "Hey good-lookin', how's it going?
She turned around, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen, I screw
anybody! Any time, anywhere, standing up, sitting down, naked, with clothes
on, dirty, clean, it doesn't matter to me.
I've been doing it ever since I got out of college, and just flat-a$$ love it!
Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,
"No kidding! I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"
approached her and said, "Hey good-lookin', how's it going?
She turned around, looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen, I screw
anybody! Any time, anywhere, standing up, sitting down, naked, with clothes
on, dirty, clean, it doesn't matter to me.
I've been doing it ever since I got out of college, and just flat-a$$ love it!
Eyes now wide with interest, he responded,
"No kidding! I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?"