gurrera
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The
> local news
> station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she
> had just gotten
> married for the fourth time..
>
> The
> interviewer
> asked her questions about her life, about what it felt
> like to be marrying
> again at 80, and then about her new husband's
> occupation.
>
> "He's
> a funeral
> director," she answered. "Interesting," the
> newsman thought...
>
>
> He
> then asked her
> if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her
> first three husbands and
> what they did for a living.
>
> She
> paused for a
> few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.
> After a short time, a
> smile came to her face and she answered proudly,
> explaining that she had first
> married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a
> circus ringmaster when in
> her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now
> - in her 80's - a funeral
> director.
>
> The
> interviewer
> looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had
> married four men with
> such diverse careers.
>
> (Wait
> for it)
>
> She
> smiled and
> explained, "I married one for the money, two for the
> show, three to get ready,
> and four to go!"
>
> (Oh,
> just hush-up
> and laugh.
Gurrera
> local news
> station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she
> had just gotten
> married for the fourth time..
>
> The
> interviewer
> asked her questions about her life, about what it felt
> like to be marrying
> again at 80, and then about her new husband's
> occupation.
>
> "He's
> a funeral
> director," she answered. "Interesting," the
> newsman thought...
>
>
> He
> then asked her
> if she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her
> first three husbands and
> what they did for a living.
>
> She
> paused for a
> few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.
> After a short time, a
> smile came to her face and she answered proudly,
> explaining that she had first
> married a banker when she was in her 20's, then a
> circus ringmaster when in
> her 40's, and a preacher when in her 60's, and now
> - in her 80's - a funeral
> director.
>
> The
> interviewer
> looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had
> married four men with
> such diverse careers.
>
> (Wait
> for it)
>
> She
> smiled and
> explained, "I married one for the money, two for the
> show, three to get ready,
> and four to go!"
>
> (Oh,
> just hush-up
> and laugh.
Gurrera
