24 hours to live.. :(


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Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the
doctor has told him that he has only 24 hours to live.

Given the prognosis, Morris
asks his wife for sex.

Naturally, she agrees, so
they make love.

About 6 hours later, the
husband goes to his wife and says,

'Honey, you
know I now have only 18 hours to live.

Could we please do it one
more time?'

Of course, the wife agrees,
and they do it again.

Later, as the man gets into
bed, he looks at his watch

and realizes that he now has
only 8 hours left.
He touches his wife's
shoulder and asks,

'Honey, please... just one
more time before I die.'

She says, 'Of course, Dear,'
and they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife
rolls over and falls asleep.
Morris, however, worried about his impending death,tosses and turns, until he's down
to 4 more hours.

He taps his wife, who rouses.
'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.
Do you think we could...'

At this point the wife sits
up and says, 'Listen Morris, enough is enough...

I have to get up in the morning... you don't.'



oRg Gal
Staff member
As if a he'd really last that long without needing to go get a huge meal, drink a few beers, smoke, watch TV, go tinker in the garage or sit on the sofa with his hands down his pants...pfft, I call BS...


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