I hear ya! I made a pass on my buddy's turbo Busa a few weeks ago. First time ever on one, and it was like "Hey, you should take my bike for a pass." as the track guy in the staging lane was waving him out. I really looked stupid, killed it twice before the burnout, rolled out of the burnout under power and found out you can't pull the clutch on a lockup when the rpm's are up. Killed it at the line trying to leave, looked down and saw I was in 6th gear .... yea, the owner had it in 6th gear messing with the air shifter and I just did a 180 mph burnout. He has trouble bogging on the leave because he's afraid of it so when I restaged I came out at 7500 rpm's and blew the tire away. I sat up and then decided to get back in it and went a high 9 at 164 mph without looking at the tach (too much pucker factor when I shifted into 2nd gear with 14 psi) and I'm pretty sure I shifted at least 8 times. So yea, whoever was next to me could have claimed to beat a 387 hp turbo Busa.
You know who the stock blue 14 with a paper plate belongs to.
Just so you don't think I'm an easy win, here are a couple timeslips from my last time out. This was after competition, just before the track closed for the day. N/A stock motor '08, 63-1/2", pump gas with over 1900 ft DA. I've been fighting the clutch the last year or so and this day was no exception. The run on the right was with the front tire on the ground and a bog, then I tried to leave harder and earned a big wheelie that I rode out the first two gears. I just put in new inner and outer clutch baskets and a new clutch this weekend so hopefully my 60's will get back to where they should be instead of these embarrassing numbers. I'm also going to switch to E-85 so if all works out well I should be able to knock off most of three tenths on a good run. Of course there is always someone faster.