A Chicken Farmer

gurrera

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A chicken farmer went to the local bar. He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne.

The woman said, “How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne.â€￾

“What a coincidence,â€￾ said the farmer, who added, “It is a special day for me. I’m celebrating.â€￾

“It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,â€￾ said the woman.

“What a coincidence,â€￾ said the farmer.

While they toasted, the farmer asked, “What are you celebrating?â€￾

“My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today, my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant.â€￾

“What a coincidence,â€￾ said the man. “I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs.â€￾

“This is awesome,â€￾ said the woman. “What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?â€￾

“I used a different rooster,â€￾ he said.

The woman smiled and said, “What a coincidence . . .â€￾


Gurrera
 
this does not bode well for the rooster eventually
 
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