Why do they put braile on drive up ATM machines?
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I seriously dont know, its a point to ponder..............
if you dont get it than im not tellinI seriously dont know, its a point to ponder..............
j/k
but that is bad
You say cowboy like it is a bad thing!
A man walks up to Buddha Bob's Celestial Hot Dogs cart in New York.
The sign says "hot dogs one Dollar"
The man orders one and hands Bob a $20.00.
Bob give him the dog.
Several minutes go by and the man says "Where is my change?"
Buddha Bob says "All Change comes from within my son" and turns to the next customer.
The sign says "hot dogs one Dollar"
The man orders one and hands Bob a $20.00.
Bob give him the dog.
Several minutes go by and the man says "Where is my change?"
Buddha Bob says "All Change comes from within my son" and turns to the next customer.
A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?"
I'm a hooker," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute, and then the woman says,
"I'm an elite Chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken farmer it is."
I'm a hooker," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, "No, No, No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute, and then the woman says,
"I'm an elite Chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken farmer it is."
Hillary makes President.
LOL, Snap made a funny.
HEY THERE KEEP IT CLEAN... this is a family oriented board, dont want to give people nightmares
or the shortest "B horror movie" ever... (insert shrill screaming Hillary here)
Two white horses fell in the mud.HEY THERE KEEP IT CLEAN... this is a family oriented board, dont want to give people nightmares
That's as dirty as I get...
What's the difference between a circus and a house of ill-repute?
A circus is an array of cunning stunts.....
