katman
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I don't know if yall have seen this one before but it's still funny.
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS
>AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A
>FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.
>
>THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND
>WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO
>BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE
>TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK; I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY
>GIRLS ON THEM.
>THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFF ERENCE."
>
>THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO
>UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
>
>AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU
>KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!"
>
>"DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY DO YOU SAY
>THAT?"
>
>"WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I
>WAS LOVING HER."
>
>HIS FRIEND SAYS, "COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A
>WITCH."
>
>"A WITCH, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"
>
>"WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE
>NECK AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND
>FLEW OUT THE WINDOW."
TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS
>AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A
>FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL.
>
>THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND
>WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, "GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO
>BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE
>TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK; I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY
>GIRLS ON THEM.
>THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFF ERENCE."
>
>THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO
>UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS.
>
>AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME THE FIRST MAN SAYS, "YOU
>KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!"
>
>"DEAD?" SAYS HIS FRIEND, "WHY DO YOU SAY
>THAT?"
>
>"WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I
>WAS LOVING HER."
>
>HIS FRIEND SAYS, "COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A
>WITCH."
>
>"A WITCH, WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"
>
>"WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE
>NECK AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND
>FLEW OUT THE WINDOW."
