This Is A Cute One....

gurrera

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>>>> A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to
>>>> the
>>>> hospital.
>>>>
>>>> While on the operating table she had a near death
>>>> experience.



>>>> Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8
>>>> days to
>>>> live."
>>>>
>>>> Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital
>>>> and
>>>> have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a
>>>> tummy tuck. She
>>>> even had someone come in and change her hair colour and
>>>> brighten her
>>>> teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she
>>>> figured she might as well
>>>> make the most of it.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> After her last operation, she was released from the
>>>> hospital.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> While crossing the street on her way home, she was
>>>> killed by an
>>>> ambulance.
>>>>
>>>> Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you
>>>> said I
>>>> had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out
>>>> of the path of the
>>>> ambulance?"
>>>>
>>>> God replied I didn't recognize you."
>>>>
>>>>Gurrera
 
:lol::lol: !!!!!! I always look forward to opening your threads and getting a good laugh!!
 
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