Paddy & Murphy

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Murphy goes to
> his friend Paddy and says
> ...
> "I'm
> sleeping with the Pastor's wife. Can you hold him in
> church for an hour after services for
> me?" Paddy doesn't like it but
> being Murphy's longtime friend, he agrees. After the
> first service, he starts talking to the Pastor, asking him
> all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
> Finally the Pastor gets annoyed and asks Paddy what he's
> really up to. Paddy, feeling guilty about lying to a
> clergyman, finally confesses to the Pastor. "My friend
> is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep
> you occupied. "The Pastor smiles, puts a fatherly hand
> on Paddy's shoulder and says..."You'd better
> hurry home. My wife died two years
> ago."
>

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