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[arey]

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud) And try not
to laugh as you do!






1) That's not right ....................... Sum Ting Wong

2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding

3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao

4) Stupid Man ............................... Dum Fuk

5) Small Horse .............................. Tai Ni Po Ni

6) Did you go to the beach? ............. .. Wai Yu So Tan

7) I bumped into a coffee table ........... Ai Bang Mai Fa
Kin Ni

8) I think you need a face lift ............ Chin Tu Fat

9) It's very dark in here ................... Wao So Dim

10) I thought you were on a diet ............ Wai Yu Mun
Ching

11) This is a tow away zone ................. No Pah King

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao

13) Staying out of sight .................... Lei Ying Lo

14) He's cleaning his automobile ........... Wa Shing Ka

15) Your body odor is offensive ............ Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great ................................... Fa Kin Su Pah







This is hilarious.........So Fa Kin Funi

 

[fstbusa]

 

[Haywood]

hahahahahahaha!!! too funny!!!

 

[ridercoach]

 

[Mikey D]

Too cute.

 

[justintime2]

 

[pure_ego]

thats Fa Kin Su Pah

 

[gcal]

too funny
Ill pass it on

 

[SmiLyPR4U]

Coño...tenía que ser un boricua. Te pasaste, en verdad te quedó brutal! RMAOL!!!

 

[BusaboyCO]

I actually have a Chinese name: Wun long dong hung lo!

 

[bacharles]

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud) And try not
       to laugh as you do!






          1) That's not right ....................... Sum Ting Wong

          2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding

          3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao

          4) Stupid Man ............................... Dum Fuk

          5) Small Horse .............................. Tai Ni Po Ni

          6) Did you go to the beach? ............. .. Wai Yu So Tan

          7) I bumped into a coffee table ........... Ai Bang Mai Fa
Kin Ni

          8) I think you need a face lift ............ Chin Tu Fat

          9) It's very dark in here ................... Wao So Dim

          10) I thought you were on a diet ............ Wai Yu Mun
Ching

          11) This is a tow away zone ................. No Pah King

          12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao

          13) Staying out of sight .................... Lei Ying Lo

          14) He's cleaning his automobile ........... Wa Shing Ka

          15) Your body odor is offensive ............ Yu Stin Ki Pu

          16) Great ................................... Fa Kin Su Pah







         This is hilarious.........So Fa Kin Funi

Hey arey, now that is the funniest poop I've heard in a long time...

Brian

 

[bacharles]

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud) And try not
       to laugh as you do!






          1) That's not right ....................... Sum Ting Wong

          2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding

          3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao

          4) Stupid Man ............................... Dum Fuk

          5) Small Horse .............................. Tai Ni Po Ni

          6) Did you go to the beach? ............. .. Wai Yu So Tan

          7) I bumped into a coffee table ........... Ai Bang Mai Fa
Kin Ni

          8) I think you need a face lift ............ Chin Tu Fat

          9) It's very dark in here ................... Wao So Dim

          10) I thought you were on a diet ............ Wai Yu Mun
Ching

          11) This is a tow away zone ................. No Pah King

          12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao

          13) Staying out of sight .................... Lei Ying Lo

          14) He's cleaning his automobile ........... Wa Shing Ka

          15) Your body odor is offensive ............ Yu Stin Ki Pu

          16) Great ................................... Fa Kin Su Pah







         This is hilarious.........So Fa Kin Funi

How about this one:

For the two-minute man........ Wai Yu Cum Nao?

I realize that this one may get me a slap on the wrist, but I just could not resist... Sorry!


Brian

 

[arey]

Glad you guys & girls liked it. I almost died laughing when I read it.

 

[arey]

How about this one:

For the two-minute man........ Wai Yu Cum Nao?

I realize that this one may get me a slap on the wrist, but I just could not resist...  Sorry!


                                                    Brian

Oh! That's a real good one.

 

[Big O]

"Cow yow! Gong gow!
Dem dem shou gue...



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[VaBusa]

Oh,those were good...I didn't open the tread yesterday because I kept thinking "I don't care about learning Chinese!"

 

[bacharles]

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes...(You MUST read them out loud) And try not
       to laugh as you do!






          1) That's not right ....................... Sum Ting Wong

          2) Are you harboring a fugitive?............. Hu Yu Hai Ding

          3) See me ASAP................................ Kum Hia Nao

          4) Stupid Man ............................... Dum Fuk

          5) Small Horse .............................. Tai Ni Po Ni

          6) Did you go to the beach? ............. .. Wai Yu So Tan

          7) I bumped into a coffee table ........... Ai Bang Mai Fa
Kin Ni

          8) I think you need a face lift ............ Chin Tu Fat

          9) It's very dark in here ................... Wao So Dim

          10) I thought you were on a diet ............ Wai Yu Mun
Ching

          11) This is a tow away zone ................. No Pah King

          12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week ... Wai Yu Kum Nao

          13) Staying out of sight .................... Lei Ying Lo

          14) He's cleaning his automobile ........... Wa Shing Ka

          15) Your body odor is offensive ............ Yu Stin Ki Pu

          16) Great ................................... Fa Kin Su Pah







         This is hilarious.........So Fa Kin Funi

How about this one:

For the two-minute man........ Wai Yu Cum Nao?

I realize that this one may get me a slap on the wrist, but I just could not resist...  Sorry!


                                                    Brian

And people still don't think I'm funny...

 

[VaBusa]

oh bacharles...we do think you're funny...we just keep it to ourselves!

I thought it was a good one...just forgot to reply to it...I'm all caught up in myself you know?!

 

[bacharles]

Thanx Michelle, but I don't hold a candle to Rubberside. He's definitely DA MAN!!

 

[VaBusa]

That's a given...and he knows it!