Just a little joke from the wife

BrianKesler

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One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the ? ? ?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out. "April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?" She shot back: "It's not talcum powder. It's 'Miracle Grow'
 
Ow, that hurts
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At least she didn't hit'im with....

"Why buy the whole pig for such a little sausage???"

It took me 15 years to get my wife to "Talk Dirty" to me and just last night she finally broke the ice with...

"Ewww..get off me ya fat bastage!!!"

L8R, Bill.
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Good one Mr. K !!!

I'm using a mixture of Miracle Grow and Viagra on my tomato plants. Right now their 6 feet tall and none of them need tomato stakes.
 
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