Farting in Starbucks

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  1. jellyrug

    jellyrug Donating Member

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    Got this from an ooold friend today. Thought it was funny.

    I was in Starbucks recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really loud so I timed my fart with the beat of the music.

    After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me…

    And suddenly I remembered I was listening to my iPod.



    …and how was your day?



    That's what happens when old people start using technology !
     
  2. lil charlie

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    :rofl:...thanks, I needed that today :thumbsup:
     
  3. icemansid

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    that was awesome!:laugh:
     
  4. outlawbusa

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    Good one :laugh:
     
  5. sanket_420

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl: that just made my morning and Im also drinking coffee minus the ipod and the can-o-farts :rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    nice .....:rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
  7. Stevie Ray Charles

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    That was awesome:thumbsup:
     
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    good one:rofl:
     
  9. MO-BUSA

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    good one:)
     
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    Wow, smh!
     
  11. georgiabusa_05

    georgiabusa_05 Fun Times! Donating Member

    Thats great, I will remember that next time I am in Starbucks. :laugh:
     
  12. jellyrug

    jellyrug Donating Member

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    Gotta tell Pappy to be careful.:laugh:
     
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    ive heard that a dozen times and i still laugh so hard every time cause i can picture my dad doing it since he farts everywhere
     
  14. mabupa

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    Lol!!!!!!!!
     
  15. skydivr

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    This has to be Tufbusa under an alias!

    :rofl::rofl:
     
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    Good One!!
     
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  19. semi

    semi Whoooosh! Moderator Donating Member

    hilarious! :rofl:
     
  20. Chemmy

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    That is hilarious.
     

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