Got this from an ooold friend today. Thought it was funny. I was in Starbucks recently when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really loud so I timed my fart with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at meâ€¦ And suddenly I remembered I was listening to my iPod. â€¦and how was your day? That's what happens when old people start using technology !