Bertie's back.

[newman]

Standing at the bus stop today, and Lynne saw my Friend Bertie the Ant on my neck.
She got him off and put him in some bushes.

Bertie comes to visit me every year, usually at home.
He's been visiting me for about 7 years.
He brought his girlfriend once.seal.
He must be getting on in years now.
I hope he comes to see me again this year.
If not I'll see him next year.

I nearly went to the pub today but changed my mind.
Lucky or I might have come on here and started talking rubbish as usual.

 

[twotonevert]

Keep licking them windows sunshine, your special.

 

[BusaBret]

Poor Lynne:down:

From my dunce stool :cookoo:

 

[twotonevert]

I am just playing. Keep talking Newman.

 

[RussellJ]

You are so weird....

 

[card16969]

do they still use leaded paint over there and if so is lynne putting paintchips in your food?