Alright seniors...

PACIFICBUSA

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Just a lil something I got in my email. Fess up, guilty parties...



<span style='color:blue'>What retired people do



Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. I went to the store the other day. I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So, I called him a piece of dog sh*t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.</span>
 
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love it! bet the guy that owned the bike didnt though. Sorry copper. U should have rode by him in your car and waved. haha

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aah yes...all the LEO's here slipped my mind.


This was not meant to offend you LEO folk, cool?
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Funny Pac, read that somewhere before and get a kick out of it everytime someone gets away with it. Round hea they would smile and start handing YOU tickets for disorderly conduct. Interferring with a traffic officer from issuin a ticket. and my personal favorite. Occupyin space that other wise would not interfere with the traffic officer to complete his task.
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I had a handicapped tag for a little while about two years ago. Rode my bike up to the store and parked in the hc slot. Just hung the tag on the handle bars.

I thought it was funny enough to risk the ticket (permits are car specific).
 
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