Alright seniors...

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  1. PACIFICBUSA

    PACIFICBUSA The Shaver Immortal Donating Member

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    Just a lil something I got in my email. Fess up, guilty parties...



    <span style='color:blue'>What retired people do



    Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. I went to the store the other day. I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?"

    He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.

    He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So, I called him a piece of dog sh*t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

    Personally, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.</span>
     
  2. georgiabusa_05

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] love it! bet the guy that owned the bike didnt though. Sorry copper. U should have rode by him in your car and waved. haha
     
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    That's just funny.
     
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    aah yes...all the LEO's here slipped my mind.


    This was not meant to offend you LEO folk, cool? [​IMG]
     
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    Pac, you're killin' me!!!














    er, no dude... it ain't cool....











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    Just kiddin !!   [​IMG]



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    Funny Pac, read that somewhere before and get a kick out of it everytime someone gets away with it. Round hea they would smile and start handing YOU tickets for disorderly conduct. Interferring with a traffic officer from issuin a ticket. and my personal favorite. Occupyin space that other wise would not interfere with the traffic officer to complete his task. [​IMG]
     
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    I had a handicapped tag for a little while about two years ago. Rode my bike up to the store and parked in the hc slot. Just hung the tag on the handle bars.

    I thought it was funny enough to risk the ticket (permits are car specific).
     

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