AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL

[proud dad]

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land
eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge
cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound
on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on
infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great.

Pause:

Static...

Saudi Air: "ATL!
ANTA ATC
- ATLANTA ATC?"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY
GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.
INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE.

Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts, and praise Jesus. Y'all be careful
now and tell Allah "hey" from us, ya'hear?"

 

[Justyntym]

Yes, my totally politically incorrect arse thinks that's funny

 

[LCB]

Yup, mine too...

 

[Charlesbusa]

Shucks, I don't get Saudi or Iran Air at Long Beach...

 

[vman1300]

 

[Luvanicebum]

That's funny.

 

[00busaTX]

that is fantastic......... I wonder if the Air traffic controller would still have a job after that.

 

[VaBusa]

 

[FastBusa]

As one of the many pilots here on the org, I loved it!!!

 

[Charlesbusa]

(00busaTX @ Jul. 09 2007,12:34) that is fantastic......... I wonder if the Air traffic controller would still have a job after that.  

That would be what we controllers call a "deal".

And no, job go bye bye. Hello criminal charges