44 Years Old

[DEMMYM]

Tomorrow I turn 44

How the hell did that happen. Better question, How the hell did I end up with a 43 Yr old wife.

Man time flys by the older you get.

 

[Dino]

Brother you can do anything abou tbeing 44...but you can do something about that 43 year old wife....just saying

 

[Smoke_Dog]

 

[MrsGrumpy]

Don't you mean your 29 year old wife? ??? ???

Cuz we never get any older than that!

 

[outtahand]

Better question, How the hell did I end up with a 43 Yr old wife.

And you don't think the wife is wondering "why didn't I check the shelf life on this thing before I bought a lifetime service contract"

Just kidding.

 

[mymaster]

I know what ya mean. I remember combing my hair one day and then I looked down and realized it had all migrated from my head into the sink, I cried.

 

[DEMMYM]

Brother you can do anything abou tbeing 44...but you can do something about that 43 year old wife....just saying

I mean ???
I mean ???
I mean ???

 

[KokomoBusa]

I mean ???
I mean ???
I mean ???

 

[twotonevert]

Watch out, she might trade you for two 22,s.
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[Pinky Winky]

Watch out, she might trade you for two 22,s.
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No thats the other way around he needs to trade.

 

[99'busa]

I use to never have hair on my back but the older I get the more starts??? I'm 34. I'll be an ape by the time I hit 40. Ever try to shave your back?

btw

I think

 

[Aquaman]

Dont worry about it. I'm 44 got a 42 yr old wife and a 45 yr old girlfriend...

 

[MrsGrumpy]

I use to never have hair on my back but the older I get the more starts??? I'm 34. I'll be an ape by the time I hit 40. Ever try to shave your back?

btw

I think

TMI Chris.......

I'm sure there's some guy on this board that has the same problem though....maybe he'll PM you and you can swap stories.











You know I'm joking right?

 

[99'busa]

 

[Billy Busa]

scorpios rule

 

[proud dad]

Damn 44 is old.You better sell the busa and buy a gold wing but keep the chevy

 

[Aquaman]

Damn 44 is old.You better sell the busa and buy a gold wing but keep the chevy

And, you are how young Sir? ???

 

[proud dad]

And, you are how young Sir? ???

I quit counting

 

[street racer]

Happy Birthday !!

 

[HillbillyTom]

Happy Birthday! I turned 44 once, a long time ago.