Sex Therapist Dr. Chang /joke\

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Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.

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So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.' The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'

Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did.

Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'

Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my god Dr.Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?'

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your azz.'
 
So there was this lady in the check out line in front of me today. As she was taking her groceries on the basket I noticed she had one cucumber, one t.v. dinner, a small bottle of wine, and some batteries. So I asked her, "Excuse me Ma'am, are you single?" and she replied" Yeah, Could you tell that from what I was buying?" and I said" No, its because you are F#%@ing Ugly."
hahahaha
 
So there was this lady in the check out line in front of me today. As she was taking her groceries on the basket I noticed she had one cucumber, one t.v. dinner, a small bottle of wine, and some batteries. So I asked her, "Excuse me Ma'am, are you single?" and she replied" Yeah, Could you tell that from what I was buying?" and I said" No, its because you are F#%@ing Ugly."
hahahaha

Your going to hell for being so mean to a fugly woman.
 
Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist Dr. Chang.

Error! Filename not specified.

So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room Dr. Chang said 'OK take off all your crose.' The woman did as she was told. 'Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.'

Again the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said 'OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.' So she did.

Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said 'Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.'

Worried the woman asked anxiously 'Oh my god Dr.Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?'

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied 'Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your azz.'

:rofl:
 
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