Does anyone have a link to thread about the rules for dating my daughter?
My daughter has a date tonight and I was wanting to play a joke on her and have that rule sheet printed out
nope, but me thinks you'd have more luck if you have a buddy thats a LEO show up right around when the boyfriend shows for the date ... in uniform/car of course
Cleaning a shotgun/AK-47/cannon/flame thrower is also a great way to make sure that the intended suitor behaves like a gentleman. =) See, I'm glad im not having kids, because if i had a daughter, i wouldnt let her date until she was married...
Teach your daughter the art of suprise in defense and she will be fine!!!!! One less "penis" you have to worry about!!!
Or you could have all your biker buddies over with tattoos and spiked dog collars on and a few chains all sitting around on the front porch, flexing their muscles and snarling at the young lad as he walks up the steps. Maybe they should all be wearing a t-shirt with a picture of your daughter on the front and a caption that reads "She's like a daughter to me." "Touch her and I break your face and permantely end your blood line."
Good luck with a teenage daughter. They can be a handful.
I have a 7 year old daughter - I know it's my pennance - now praticing the "Thousand Yard Stare"...along with marksmanship, knife throwing, Army combatives level 3, etc....
I would let my daughter date a guy like you! Your are such a gentleman. It could be so much worse. Your perfect compare to some of the yahoo's in the world! You sir are my superman! :superman:
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