My Daughter RULES

[GSXRFANN]

Does anyone have a link to thread about the rules for dating my daughter?
My daughter has a date tonight and I was wanting to play a joke on her and have that rule sheet printed out

 

[GSXRFANN]

Anyone??

 

[zukracer]

nope, but me thinks you'd have more luck if you have a buddy thats a LEO show up right around when the boyfriend shows for the date ... in uniform/car of course

 

[dadofthree]

Try this

Application to Date My Daughter

 

[GSXRFANN]

PERFECT...Thank you DO3!!

 

[ibified]

Cleaning a shotgun/AK-47/cannon/flame thrower is also a great way to make sure that the intended suitor behaves like a gentleman. =) See, I'm glad im not having kids, because if i had a daughter, i wouldnt let her date until she was married...

 

[draggnwagon]

did you see bad boys II that was a good scene.

 

[Lurch]

try this one
Rules for Dating my Daughter - The Funny Farm
I know it is kind of late.
Sorry

 

[Scar]

Roflmao...

 

[99'busa]

try this one

 

[99'busa]

shoot i think this is the same one firedog just did

 

[Justyntym]

I answered the door for my daughters first date wearing my sholder holster and my Sig...

I just happened to have it on at the time, it was new and I was getting used to it. The doorbell rang and I said...should I get the door?

The wife says...yeah, do it do it.

I hear my daughter from the other room....Daaaaaadddyyy....




I open the door, kid says...Nice Gun.

 

[Jyn]

 

[semi]

#1 rule: don't let her out with anyone like me!

 

[Wag]

What's the old saying? If you have a son, you only have to worry about one penis. If you have a daughter, you have to worry about all the penises.

Sorry, couldn't resist!

--Wag--

 

[mrsBusawhipped]

Teach your daughter the art of suprise in defense and she will be fine!!!!! One less "penis" you have to worry about!!!

Or you could have all your biker buddies over with tattoos and spiked dog collars on and a few chains all sitting around on the front porch, flexing their muscles and snarling at the young lad as he walks up the steps. Maybe they should all be wearing a t-shirt with a picture of your daughter on the front and a caption that reads "She's like a daughter to me." "Touch her and I break your face and permantely end your blood line."

Good luck with a teenage daughter. They can be a handful.

 

[Commuta_Busa]

I luv that one. I always warn my daughter that she should be happy I'm not as extreme as they were.

did you see bad boys II that was a good scene.

 

[skydivr]

I have a 7 year old daughter - I know it's my pennance - now praticing the "Thousand Yard Stare"...along with marksmanship, knife throwing, Army combatives level 3, etc....

 

[Jyn]

#1 rule: don't let her out with anyone like me!

I would let my daughter date a guy like you! Your are such a gentleman. It could be so much worse. Your perfect compare to some of the yahoo's in the world! You sir are my superman! :superman:

 

[BA BUSA]