Forrest Gump Explains the Mortgage Crisis...

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Mortgage Backed Securities are like boxes of chocolates.

Criminals on Wall Street stole a few chocolates from the boxes and replaced them with turds.

Their criminal buddies at Standard & Poor rated these boxes AAA Investment Grade chocolates. These boxes were then sold all over the world to investors. Eventually somebody bites into a turd and discovers the crime.

Suddenly nobody trusts American chocolates anymore worldwide.

Hank Paulson now wants the American taxpayers to buy up and hold all these boxes of turd-infested chocolates for $700 billion dollars until the market for turds returns to normal.

Meanwhile, Hank's buddies, the Wall Street criminals who stole all the good chocolates are not being investigated, arrested, or indicted.

Mama always said: 'Sniff the chocolates first Forrest'.

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I think anyone caught stealing or taking advantage of this totally disgusting bail out should be shot....
 
I think anyone caught stealing or taking advantage of this totally disgusting bail out should be shot....

You mean, kinda like Hurricane Katrina fraud?

The first thing I thought when I heard about the bailout for mortage holders is "well hell, I can't pay mine either!"
 
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