Man passing gas is charged

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Man accused of passing gas is charged with battery
Associated Press
Article Last Updated: 09/25/2008 09:27:20 AM CDT

SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. — A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer.

Jose A. Cruz, 34, of Clarksburg, was pulled over early Tuesday for driving without headlights, police said. According to the criminal complaint, Cruz smelled of alcohol, had slurred speech and failed three field sobriety tests before he was handcuffed and taken to a police station for a breathalyzer test.

As Patrolman T.E. Parsons prepared the machine, Cruz scooted his chair toward Parsons, lifted his leg and "passed gas loudly," the complaint said.

Cruz, according to complaint, then fanned the gas toward the officer.

"The gas was very odorous and created contact of an insulting or provoking nature with Patrolman Parsons," the complaint alleged.

He was also charged with driving under the influence, driving without headlights and two counts of obstruction.

Cruz acknowledged passing gas, but said he didn't move his chair toward the officer nor aim gas at the patrolman. He said he had an upset stomach at the time, but police denied his request to go to the bathroom when he first arrived at the station.

"I couldn't hold it no more," he said.

He also denied being drunk and uncooperative as the police complaint alleged. He added he was upset at being prepared for a breathalyzer test while having an asthma attack. The police statement said he later resisted being secured for a trip to a hospital that he requested for asthma treatment.
Cruz said the officers thought the gas incident was funny when it happened and laughed about it with him.

"This is ridiculous," he said. "I could be facing time."
 
I am cracking up at my desk here at work. I had not seen this before. The way my week is going I needed to read/hear this!

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Just don't fart on your boss... apparently it's battery :laugh:

You mean the "Evil little troll"? I would be afraid that if I farted on him he might get thrown up against the wall and hurt his fragile self...hee hee hee.

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I am in such a silly mood that I am cracking myself up today!
 
How stupid is this.... I think its funny but to be charged for farting...... Gimme me a break.

BTW wheres my toaster?
 
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Could this be our NEW RENEWABLE ENERGY source ??? ? I know Washington D.C is FULL of it :laugh:
 
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I don't mean to ho up your thread but I am STILL laughing at this one! :rofl: :rofl:

I was cracking myself up over it ALL DAY! Billy Busa this one REALLY DID make me laugh! :bowdown:
 
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