Democrat or Republican

thrasherfox

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First off IT IS A JOKE!!!!

Ok, thats all I wanted to say, carry on :laugh:





A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, 'Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.' The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, 'You're in a hot air
balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.' She rolled her eyes and said, 'You must be a Republican.' 'I am,' replied the man. 'How did you know?'

Well,' answered the balloonist, 'everything you told me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me.' The man smiled and responded, 'You must be a Democrat.' 'I am,' replied the balloonist. 'How did you know?' 'Well,' said the man, 'you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your
problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met,but,somehow, now it's my fault.
 
:rofl:

and I thought you were starting another of those 'highly explosive" threads...
 
Are You a DemocRAT, Republican or Southern Republican?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.


Question: How do you tell the difference between Democrats, Republicans And Southern Republicans?


The answer can be found by posing the following question:


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.


Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.


You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?


Democrat's Answer:


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!


Does the man look poor or oppressed?


Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?


Could we run away?


What does my wife think?


What about the kids?


Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?


What does the law say about this situation?


Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?


Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?


Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?


Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?


If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?


Should I call 9-1-1?


Why is this street so deserted?


We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.


This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

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Republican's Answer:


BANG!
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Southern Republican's Answer:


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click


Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
 
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Oh he11 yeah! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.....(sounds of reloading).


BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click


Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?[/QUOTE]
 
AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: That First Post Describes the Democratic Party to the TEE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I'm going to type that down(yeah type)word for word,and send it all to my Dumb,I mean Dem. friends:rofl:(I do have a few):laugh:..
 
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