September 19th - National Talk Like A Pirate Day

HRHDi

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I know there are too many "National <blah, blah, blah> Days", but this one is fun. So, put on your eye patch and drop a few Arrrgghhhs! and Matey's into the conversation.

I'll start by telling my favorite dumb pirate joke.

What does a pirate call his friends?









Yo Ho Homies. :rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants.

The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"

And the pirate says...

Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!
 
Why does a pirate go on holiday?

To get some ARRR and ARRR.



How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer.


man with a pegleg, hook hand and an eyepatch went to apply to be a pirate.

Interviewer: How did you get that pegleg?


Pirate: Arrr. I got me leg shot off during the first world war.


Interviewer: How did you get that hook?


Pirate: I got me hand cut off by a big knife.


Interviewer: What about your eyepatch?


Pirate: It was a rainy afternoon and I looked up into the sky and a bird crapped in me eye.


Interviewer: And that put your eye out?


Pirate: No, it was the day after I got me hook.
 
Where do Pirates go to get their coffee?

St-ARRR-bucks

What is a Pirate's favorite fast food place?

Aarrr-bys

I love this day...it is my fourth favorite holiday. (St. Patty's, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Talk like a Pirate Day) :cheerleader::cheerleader::cheerleader:
 
Shiver me timbers---I am a decendent of a real Caribbean pirate; Bartholomew Marucheau captain of the sloop Zephyre, had a fifty two man crew of sea rovers. His ship was captured by the Brittish off the coast of St Kitts in the eighteenth century.
 
Its Halloween...

Kid dressed up as a pirate rings lady's doorbell and shouts "trick or treat".

Old lady answers the door and says "Ah, I see you are a pirate... So... where are your bucaneers?"

The kid, bag held outstretched before him says "they are on the sides of my buc'n head... now give me some buc'n candy!"
 
Chat room is talkin like pirates!

acehole: aye aye matey...arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg
[2:00 pm] projekt: arrrrrrrggghhhh
[2:00 pm] racerV: wheres me rum?
[2:01 pm] projekt: where's me parrot?
[2:01 pm] acehole: shiver me timbers....its spongeBob
[2:01 pm] acehole: on ye shoulder...arrrggggggggg

:rofl::poke:
 
This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants.

The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"

And the pirate says...

Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!

I can't believe you stole my joke! What a PIRATE!!!
:laugh:
 
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