Italian Joke

[JBradley0181]

Admin if you find this inappropriate please move it..For record i am Italian and Irish...
> >
> >
> >
> > > An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman
> > > won't hire him until he passes a little math test..
> > > "Here's your first question," the foreman said.
> > > "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."
> > >
> > > "Widouta numbers?" the Italian says, "Datsa
> > > easy." And he proceeds to draw Three trees
> > >
> > > "What's this?" the boss asks.
> > >
> > > "Ave you gotta no braina? Tree and tree and
> > > tree make nine," says the Italian.
> > >
> > > "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your
> > > second question. Use the same rules, but this time
> > > the number is 99."
> > >
> > > The Italian stares into space for a while,
> > > then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and
> > > makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you goa."
> > >
> > > The boss scratches his head and says, "How
> > > on earth do you get that to represent 99?"
> > >
> > > "Each of Da treesa isa dirty now. So, it's
> > > dirty tree, and dirty tree, and dirty tree. Datsa
> > > 99."
> > >
> > > The boss is getting worried that he's
> > > going to actually have to hire this Italian, so he
> > > says, "All right, last question. Same rules again,
> > > but represent the number 100."
> > >
> > > The Italian stares into space some more,
> > > then he picks up the picture again and makes a
> > > little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Ere
> > > you go. One hundred."
> > >
> > > The boss looks at the attempt. "You must
> > > be nuts if you think that represents a hundred!"
> > >
> > > (You're going to love this one!!!)
> > >
> > > The Italian leans forward and points to the
> > > marks at the base of each tree and says, "A little
> > > dog came along and crappa by eacha tree. So now you got
> > > dirty tree and a turd, dirty tree and a turd, and
> > > dirty tree and a turd, dat make one hundred.. So,
> > > when I start?"

 

[twotonevert]

As an Italian, I lol'ed!

 

[DaCol.]

 

 

 

 

 

 

[JR'S BUSA]

thats funny


but 33 1/3*3= 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999


not quite 100, no job for u italian, lol, j/k

 

[Mr Bogus]

JR your math is skewed... a turd of 1, it one turd.... so 3 turds make a hole...
(he was talking about pie slices, not fractions..)

 

[jokerjoed]

JR your math is skewed... a turd of 1, it one turd.... so 3 turds make a hole...
(he was talking about pie slices, not fractions..)

What he said...

 

[Red05]

 

[WuzzaCBXRider]

Here's one I got in an email,

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'

The girl picks up telephone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:


'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.

If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him ....

'You a gonna try again.'

 

[JBradley0181]

HAHAHAHA you a gonna try again lol good one

 

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