HSDD - THEY FINALLY CLASSIFIED IT

who invents this crap? HYPOACTIVE sounds like Hyperactive - which would be a GOOD thing! They use the DUMBEST words. They should call it:

LOFS for Lack Of Foreplay Syndrome

which also coinsides with

MSD Male Selfishness Disorder where guys don't take the proper time to "wind up her clock" so to speak
 
who invents this crap?  HYPOACTIVE sounds like Hyperactive - which would be a GOOD thing!  They use the DUMBEST words.  They should call it:

LOFS    for Lack Of Foreplay Syndrome

which also coinsides with

MSD   Male Selfishness Disorder  where guys don't take the proper time to "wind up her clock" so to speak
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the prob. is they don't want foreplay or wound up! They are content with just throwing you a bone once a week to keep your mood down
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not that I know anything about this
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They just have to put a label on everything don't they... This is simply the precursor for a new medication to treat HSDD similar to viagra or levitra or watermelons for men...
 
who invents this crap? HYPOACTIVE sounds like Hyperactive - which would be a GOOD thing! They use the DUMBEST words. They should call it:

LOFS for Lack Of Foreplay Syndrome

which also coinsides with

MSD Male Selfishness Disorder where guys don't take the proper time to "wind up her clock" so to speak
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the prob. is they don't want foreplay or wound up! They are content with just throwing you a bone once a week to keep your mood down
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not that I know anything about this
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Bwah ha ha!!


seems you have "Been there and still doing that"
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Its all good. because eventually after only get thrown a bone once in awhile then this happens


http://www.webmd.com/erectil....lose-em

And then it just dont matter any more lol
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who invents this crap?  HYPOACTIVE sounds like Hyperactive - which would be a GOOD thing!  They use the DUMBEST words.  They should call it:

LOFS    for Lack Of Foreplay Syndrome

which also coinsides with

MSD   Male Selfishness Disorder  where guys don't take the proper time to "wind up her clock" so to speak
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 the prob. is they don't want foreplay or wound up! They are content with just throwing you a bone once a week to keep your mood down
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not that I know anything about this
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Bwah ha ha!!


seems you have "Been there and still doing that"  
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Its all good. because eventually after only get thrown a bone once in awhile then this happens


http://www.webmd.com/erectil....lose-em

And then it just dont matter any more lol
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Wow. I think this will happen before that will
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who invents this crap? HYPOACTIVE sounds like Hyperactive - which would be a GOOD thing! They use the DUMBEST words. They should call it:

LOFS for Lack Of Foreplay Syndrome

which also coinsides with

MSD Male Selfishness Disorder where guys don't take the proper time to "wind up her clock" so to speak
laugh.gif
the prob. is they don't want foreplay or wound up! They are content with just throwing you a bone once a week to keep your mood down
face7.gif


not that I know anything about this
whistling.gif
Bwah ha ha!!


seems you have "Been there and still doing that"
rofl.gif
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Its all good. because eventually after only get thrown a bone once in awhile then this happens


http://www.webmd.com/erectil....lose-em

And then it just dont matter any more lol
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Wow. I think this will happen before that will
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Nope, only a matter of time.... trust me... she can wait you out..


one day you will walk outside and there will be the sign you posted, it will be frozen over, you will look down and in horror you wont be able to find it
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And then you will say to yourself

"Whatever happened to my
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Its all good. because eventually after only get thrown a bone once in awhile then this happens


http://www.webmd.com/erectil....lose-em
See? ? ? ? That is EXACTLY what I have ALWAYS preached! People don't get it. They just make pills for everything. If men did THIER job of making the woman know and feel she is beautiful and very desirable, and they wanted to GIVE her enjoyable experiences [I'm toning down the language here - insert your replacement words as needed], then SHE would be more than happy to be up to the task of RECEIVING.

GAH! Why are the most obvious things the most over looked? ? ? ?
 
Its all good. because eventually after only get thrown a bone once in awhile then this happens


http://www.webmd.com/erectil....lose-em
See? ? ? ? That is EXACTLY what I have ALWAYS preached! People don't get it. They just make pills for everything. If men did THIER job of making the woman know and feel she is beautiful and very desirable, and they wanted to GIVE her enjoyable experiences [I'm toning down the language here - insert your replacement words as needed], then SHE would be more than happy to be up to the task of RECEIVING.

GAH! Why are the most obvious things the most over looked? ? ? ?
WWJD,

seriously, you are not married and I don't mean this in a bad way, it is just you dont get it. seriously

I know how to please women, I know how to get their motors running. In the situation being discussed here that has little to do with it.


Outside influence of work, kids, finances, etc. these are issues that usually affect women the most. If it were as simple as treating them right that would be a piece of cake.

Any lady's like to jump in and give their .02?
 
I know MANY people that live like that.  And they are not happy about it.  I DO get it... maybe why I am NOT married.   ;)

Then again, I'm an idealist. After marriage, I expect to continue doing the exact same stuff that made us fall in love in the first place.... for the rest of our lives, till death do us part. The "Dating", the spontaneous trips, the passionate secks in elevators, fitting rooms, state parks etc etc etc.... you know, to avoid E.D.
 
I know MANY people that live like that.  And they are not happy about it.  I DO get it... maybe why I am NOT married.   ;)

Then again, I'm an idealist.  After marriage, I expect to continue doing the exact same stuff that made us fall in love in the first place.... for the rest of our lives, till death do us part.  The "Dating", the spontaneous trips, the passionate secks in elevators, fitting rooms, state parks etc etc etc.... you know, to avoid E.D.
Seriously, I wish you the best.

Some people can pull it off.

Get married then get back to me in about 10 years and let me know how it is going for you
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Its all good. because eventually after only get thrown a bone once in awhile then this happens


http://www.webmd.com/erectil....lose-em
See? ? ? ?  That is EXACTLY what I have ALWAYS preached!  People don't get it.  They just make pills for everything.  If men did THIER job of making the woman know and feel she is beautiful and very desirable, and they wanted to GIVE her enjoyable experiences [I'm toning down the language here - insert your replacement words as needed], then SHE would be more than happy to be up to the task of RECEIVING.

GAH!  Why are the most obvious things the most over looked? ? ? ?
WWJD,

seriously, you are not married and I don't mean this in a bad way, it is just you dont get it. seriously

I know how to please women, I know how to get their motors running. In the situation being discussed here that has little to do with it.


Outside influence of work, kids, finances, etc. these are issues that usually affect women the most. If it were as simple as treating them right that would be a piece of cake.

Any lady's like to jump in and give their .02?
Okay I'm jumping in (
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God don't let me say anything stupid)

I really don't think a PILL could fix this. Many years of therapy, a boob job, major plastic surgery.. now that may be the solution.

Personally I have TOO many things on my mind at night to even go to sleep... much less "boom boom" passionately.. Work, getting up at 4 AM, my weight, how to lose weight, why I'm NOT losing weight, why everyone ELSE is losing weight....
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 you get the picture. So I am guilty of what 99 called "throwing him a bone to keep him in check".

I personally miss the days of reckless all out crazy sex
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.... ie college days.... And I think the reason it is gone is because I don't feel SEXY or DESIRABLE like I did back then. I have gained about 65lbs, have gray hair, and can't hold my alcohol anymore
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All you guys KNOW how to get a woman GOING... but do you know how to keep em going (I'm not talking about Multiple O's) .. but to make them feel desirable (not grabbing her butt or anything like that)... but that SUAVE man some of you still are (mostly the single ones) .. but most of us are just in a RUT.. we accept what we have, don't try anymore to impress each other and the BOOM BOOM suffers.

Okay... that's MY  
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 and now I'm gonna go get on the treadmill and try to lose weight  
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Okay I'm jumping in (
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God don't let me say anything stupid)

I really don't think a PILL could fix this. Many years of therapy, a boob job, major plastic surgery.. now that may be the solution.

Personally I have TOO many things on my mind at night to even go to sleep... much less "boom boom" passionately.. Work, getting up at 4 AM, my weight, how to lose weight, why I'm NOT losing weight, why everyone ELSE is losing weight....
banghead.gif
 
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 you get the picture. So I am guilty of what 99 called "throwing him a bone to keep him in check".

I personally miss the days of reckless all out crazy sex
clap.gif
.... ie college days.... And I think the reason it is gone is because I don't feel SEXY or DESIRABLE like I did back then. I have gained about 65lbs, have gray hair, and can't hold my alcohol anymore
laugh.gif


All you guys KNOW how to get a woman GOING... but do you know how to keep em going (I'm not talking about Multiple O's) .. but to make them feel desirable (not grabbing her butt or anything like that)... but that SUAVE man some of you still are (mostly the single ones) .. but most of us are just in a RUT.. we accept what we have, don't try anymore to impress each other and the BOOM BOOM suffers.

Okay... that's MY  
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 and now I'm gonna go get on the treadmill and try to lose weight  
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Thanks for the .02
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Its all good. because eventually after only get thrown a bone once in awhile then this happens


http://www.webmd.com/erectil....lose-em
See? ? ? ?  That is EXACTLY what I have ALWAYS preached!  People don't get it.  They just make pills for everything.  If men did THIER job of making the woman know and feel she is beautiful and very desirable, and they wanted to GIVE her enjoyable experiences [I'm toning down the language here - insert your replacement words as needed], then SHE would be more than happy to be up to the task of RECEIVING.

GAH!  Why are the most obvious things the most over looked? ? ? ?
WWJD,

seriously, you are not married and I don't mean this in a bad way, it is just you dont get it. seriously

I know how to please women, I know how to get their motors running. In the situation being discussed here that has little to do with it.


Outside influence of work, kids, finances, etc. these are issues that usually affect women the most. If it were as simple as treating them right that would be a piece of cake.

Any lady's like to jump in and give their .02?
Okay I'm jumping in (
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God don't let me say anything stupid)

I really don't think a PILL could fix this. Many years of therapy, a boob job, major plastic surgery.. now that may be the solution.

Personally I have TOO many things on my mind at night to even go to sleep... much less "boom boom" passionately.. Work, getting up at 4 AM, my weight, how to lose weight, why I'm NOT losing weight, why everyone ELSE is losing weight....
banghead.gif
 
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 you get the picture. So I am guilty of what 99 called "throwing him a bone to keep him in check".

I personally miss the days of reckless all out crazy sex
clap.gif
.... ie college days.... And I think the reason it is gone is because I don't feel SEXY or DESIRABLE like I did back then. I have gained about 65lbs, have gray hair, and can't hold my alcohol anymore
laugh.gif


All you guys KNOW how to get a woman GOING... but do you know how to keep em going (I'm not talking about Multiple O's) .. but to make them feel desirable (not grabbing her butt or anything like that)... but that SUAVE man some of you still are (mostly the single ones) .. but most of us are just in a RUT.. we accept what we have, don't try anymore to impress each other and the BOOM BOOM suffers.

Okay... that's MY  
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 and now I'm gonna go get on the treadmill and try to lose weight  
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+100 to what Jules said!!!

Add kids to the mix and it all turns to shid from there...

Plus well well I just need to
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Personally I have TOO many things on my mind at night to even go to sleep... much less "boom boom" passionately.. Work, getting up at 4 AM, my weight, how to lose weight, why I'm NOT losing weight, why everyone ELSE is losing weight....
banghead.gif
 
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 you get the picture. So I am guilty of what 99 called "throwing him a bone to keep him in check".

I personally miss the days of reckless all out crazy sex
clap.gif
.... ie college days.... And I think the reason it is gone is because I don't feel SEXY or DESIRABLE like I did back then. I have gained about 65lbs, have gray hair, and can't hold my alcohol anymore
laugh.gif


All you guys KNOW how to get a woman GOING... but do you know how to keep em going (I'm not talking about Multiple O's) .. but to make them feel desirable (not grabbing her butt or anything like that)... but that SUAVE man some of you still are (mostly the single ones) .. but most of us are just in a RUT.. we accept what we have, don't try anymore to impress each other and the BOOM BOOM suffers.
Yes. Why does that which is so important in the relationship - at least at the beginning - fade and get burried under the oppression of "Reality" of a marriage? Although that definitely is the American way of life, I don't think it is helpful or healthy.

Is it any wonder divorces are over 50% these days? Maybe we are setup to fail in our current functioning of marriage. Kids, schedules, jobs, lives, etc piling up and making people FORGET their love is not how love can be.

If you liked eating pizza and suddenly it became formed like a sandwich and filled with bricks and glass, my bet is you wouldn't want it anymore. So we fall in love with pizza and then it becomes a brick and glass sandwich? ? THAT is no longer pizza.

I realize it is hard to get it back after you've passed that hump [pun intented] but you CAN get it back if you think about it and plan to try.

If I'm married and 10 years later I'm not still living life with my partner, then I've made a tragic mistake. I do wonder why it is so hard to find a girl willing to forgo the mentioned tragedy for a life of positive excitement? Just human nature I guess

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Not to say or reveal too much, but sometimes it takes something drastic for people to realize what they take for granted on a daily basis. I know that after being married 13 years, yes we get tired and have hectic schedules but it is still awesome to act like newlyweds who are more in love than ever!
 
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