katman
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A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station, when he noticed a little boy nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The boy was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by his dog and his cat.
The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. That sure is a nice fire truck, the firefighter said with admiration.
Thanks, the boy replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer and noticed the boy had tied the wagon to his dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
Little partner, the firefighter said.
I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.
The little boy replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.
The boy was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by his dog and his cat.
The fire fighter walked over to take a closer look. That sure is a nice fire truck, the firefighter said with admiration.
Thanks, the boy replied.
The firefighter looked a little closer and noticed the boy had tied the wagon to his dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.
Little partner, the firefighter said.
I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster.
The little boy replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.