An old Marine and an old salt

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An old Marine and an old sailor were sitting at the VFW arguing about who'd had the tougher career.



"I did 30 years in the Corps," the Marine declared proudly, "and fought in three of my country's wars. Fresh out of boot camp I hit the beach at Okinawa, clawed my way up the blood soaked sand and eventually took out an entire enemy machine gun nest with a single grenade. As a sergeant, I fought in Korea alongside General MacArthur. We pushed back the enemy inch by bloody inch all the way up to the Chinese border, always under a barrage of artillery and small arms fire. Finally as a gunny sergeant, I did three consecutive combat tours in Vietnam. We humped through the mud and razor grass for 14 hours a day, plagued by rain and mosquitoes, ducking under sniper fire all day and mortar fire at night, when our guns were empty, we charged the enemy with bayonets!"



"Ahhh," said the sailor with a dismissive wave of his hand, "Lucky bastard! All shore duty, huh?"
 
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There is a reason the Navy decided they needed the Marine Corps first. Somebody had to teach them how to shoot and fight.
 
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