crazy old people

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Wilma, an old, wheelchair bound, yet high spirited senior that was a few sandwhiches short of a picnic would race around the nursing home all day. Since she was so good natured, it didn't bother anyone, and in fact a few of the residents would even play along with her. It was a sight to see... Wilma going full speed, flying down the straight aways and squeeling around the corners on 2 wheels. Occasionally weird Wayne would step out of the doorway and in a stern voice yell "STOP! , do you have a liscence for that thing?" Wilma fumbled through her handbag and pulled out an old kit-kat wrapper and held it up. Weird wayne smiled and waved her by. As soon as she passed by the t.v. room, simple Sam stepped out in front of her with his arms out, blocking her path. "do you have proof of insurance?" he asked. She dug through her handbag and showed him a coaster. He smiled and waved her by. As she rounded the next corner, crazy Ken jumped in front of her buck naked with his thing in his hand, and Wilma screeched to a halt and exclaimed " NOT ANOTHER BREATHALIZER TEST AGAIN!"

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I worked in a nursing home as a mechanic, and I can see that happening!! You really wouldn't beleive the stuff those folks do!!
 
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