A man and his wife were watching boxing on TV. The husband sighed and said, "What a rip-off! It was over in 3 minutes."
The wife replied, "Now you know how I feel."
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Where do you put a picture of a missing transvestite?
On a carton of half and half.
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What's the difference between an in-law and outlaw?
Outlaws are wanted.
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The wife replied, "Now you know how I feel."
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Where do you put a picture of a missing transvestite?
On a carton of half and half.
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What's the difference between an in-law and outlaw?
Outlaws are wanted.
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