Blind Wal-Mart Clerk
A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one, and
goes over to the counter.
A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark
sunglasses.
She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod
and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop it on
the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from
the sound it makes."
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco
404 reel and 10-LB test line. It's a good all around combination, and
it's on sale this week for only $20.00."
She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the
sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her
purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At
first she is embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind
clerk could tell who it was. The man rings up the sale and says,
"That'll be $34.50 please. "
The woman is totally confused. "Didn't you tell me it was on sale
for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
"Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is
$11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."
A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's
birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just grabs one, and
goes over to the counter.
A Wal-Mart associate is standing there wearing dark
sunglasses.
She says, "Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod
and reel?"
He says, "Ma'am, I'm completely blind, but if you'll drop it on
the counter, I can tell you everything you need to know about it from
the sound it makes."
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, "That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco
404 reel and 10-LB test line. It's a good all around combination, and
it's on sale this week for only $20.00."
She says, "It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the
sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!" As she opens her
purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
"Oh, that sounds like a Master Card," he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally breaks wind. At
first she is embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind
clerk could tell who it was. The man rings up the sale and says,
"That'll be $34.50 please. "
The woman is totally confused. "Didn't you tell me it was on sale
for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?"
"Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is
$11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50."
