Hey Doyle!  Today is:

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Aarrrrrrr! Ahoy, Matey!
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Today be Talk Like a Pirate Day!

Now go be havin' a Grog an' Celebrate!


http://www.talklikeapirate.com/



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A pirate had a parrot that wouldn't stop swearing. He tried everything.
Finally one day, when the parrot started swearing, he threw it into the
freezer and left it there for over an hour.

Finally, the pirate retrieved his parrot from the freezer. The parrot came
out, shaken, and said "I promise, I'll be good from now on. But, I have just
one question... What did the turkey do?
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(LCB @ Sep. 19 2007,11:13) A pirate had a parrot that wouldn't stop swearing. He tried everything.
Finally one day, when the parrot started swearing, he threw it into the
freezer and left it there for over an hour.

Finally, the pirate retrieved his parrot from the freezer. The parrot came
out, shaken, and said "I promise, I'll be good from now on. But, I have just
one question... What did the turkey do?
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?"
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Q: How many pirates does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, because they just stand around ARRRrrguing about it!

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Q: Did you hear about the pirate who took up boxing?

A: He had a killer left hook
 
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.

The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?"

"Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me head!"

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I'll never tell.....


Why couldn't the kids go see the new pyrate movie?

Because it was rated arrrrrr!

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite sport?

A: Nascarrrrrrr!

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Q: What does a pirate pay for a gallon of gas?

A: An arrrrrrm and a peg!
 
You must get a bunch of looks wearing the Helmet all day long!
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Q: What's a pirates favorite letter?

A: P, if it was 'R' they'd be rirates

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Q: When is a pirate like a bird?

A: When he's a-robbin'!

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Q: Why did the pirate's daughter never get asked out on dates?

A: She had a sunken chest

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Q: What ye be callin' pirate throw-up?

A: Pieces o'.......ate!
 
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