words to ponder

darth frosty

Registered
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids

all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love

to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and

death and stuff."

--Mariah Carey




"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the

lowest crime rates in the country,"

--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC .





"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death

by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"

--A congressional candidate in Texas .







"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's

the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

--Al Gore, Vice President







"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix ."



-- Dan Quayle











"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

--Bill Clinton, President




" Your food stamps will be stopped effective

March 1992 because we received notice that

you passed away. May God bless you. You may

reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."

--Department of Social Services, Greenville , South Carolina



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"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack

in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their

heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when

they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
 
those are good,
really shows the iq level of some of our rich and famous
looks like mariah takes the win on these quotes.
 
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