We've all heard about bikers having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed:
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is
no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed:
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your
wife on the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is
no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
