A doctor goes out and buys one of the fastest cars on the market, a Brand New Corvette. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a Mo-ped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks,
"What kind of Car ya got there, sonny?"
The doctor replies, "A Corvette, one of the fastest cars in the World."
The Mo-ped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks
around. Then, sitting back on his Mo-ped, the old man says,
"That's a Pretty Nice car, all right... But I'll stick with my Mo-ped!"
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to
show the Old man just what his car can do.
He floors it, and within 20 seconds the speedometer reads
150 Mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror.
It seems to Be Getting closer!
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly....
WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be Going faster than my Vettei?" the doctor asks himself.
He floors the accelerator and takes the Vette up to 200 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Mo-ped!
Amazed that the Mo-ped could pass his Corvette, he gives
it more Gas and passes the Mo-ped at 225 mph.
WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH! He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his Mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas
pedal and takes the Vette to its max.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Mo-ped bearing down on him again!
The Vette is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the Mo-ped plows into the back of his Corvette,
Demolishing the rear end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is Still Alive. He runs up to the mangled mess and says to the old man,
"Oh My Gosh! Is here Anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your
side-view Mirror"
The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks,
"What kind of Car ya got there, sonny?"
The doctor replies, "A Corvette, one of the fastest cars in the World."
The Mo-ped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the doctor.
So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks
around. Then, sitting back on his Mo-ped, the old man says,
"That's a Pretty Nice car, all right... But I'll stick with my Mo-ped!"
Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to
show the Old man just what his car can do.
He floors it, and within 20 seconds the speedometer reads
150 Mph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror.
It seems to Be Getting closer!
He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly....
WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!
Something whips by him going much faster! "What on earth could be Going faster than my Vettei?" the doctor asks himself.
He floors the accelerator and takes the Vette up to 200 mph.
Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the Mo-ped!
Amazed that the Mo-ped could pass his Corvette, he gives
it more Gas and passes the Mo-ped at 225 mph.
WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH! He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his Mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN!
Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas
pedal and takes the Vette to its max.
Not ten seconds later, he sees the Mo-ped bearing down on him again!
The Vette is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the Mo-ped plows into the back of his Corvette,
Demolishing the rear end.
The doctor stops and jumps out and unbelievably the old man is Still Alive. He runs up to the mangled mess and says to the old man,
"Oh My Gosh! Is here Anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers, "Unhook my suspenders from your
side-view Mirror"
