When Jane met Tarzan......

delboy

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When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him and during her questions about his life , she asked him how he had sex.

Tarzan not know sex," he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said, "Oh,....Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of old tree."

Horrified Jane said, " Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will
show you how to do it properly."

She took off her clothing and laid down on the ground.

"Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, then he stepped closer to her and kicked her hard in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed " What did you do that for?!"

Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrel."

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Today must be the boards national joke day

I thought for sure he may have been knocking off the cob webs  
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With SOME girls, that's good advice. Others actually enjoy it.

okay now I've said too much. again.
 
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My brother told me that one...funny as hell when heard by someone who tells it well in person.

Only difference was, "Tarzan check for BEES" instead of squirrel. IMO bees works better. Funny nonetheless.
 
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