A scouser (person from liverpool, england to you in the states) walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to
the counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job".
The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've
just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for
his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around a big
black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but
the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on
heir overseas holidays.
The Salary package is £200,000 a year".
The Scouser said "You're bullsh*tting me!"
The man behind the counter said "Well you started it!"
the counter and said "Hi, I'm looking for a job".
The man behind the counter replied "Your timing is amazing. We've
just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for
his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around a big
black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but
the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on
heir overseas holidays.
The Salary package is £200,000 a year".
The Scouser said "You're bullsh*tting me!"
The man behind the counter said "Well you started it!"
