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Three Florida surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.
One of them said, *"I'm the best surgeon in Florida. *In my favorite case, *a *concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and *8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.
The second surgeon said. "That's nothing.
A young man *lost an arm and both legs in an accident,I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a *horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's bleached blond hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New YorkSMOKERS MILITANT GROUP
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