Surgeons

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Three Florida surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.

One of them said,  "I'm the best surgeon in Florida.  In my favorite case,  a  concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and  8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.

The second surgeon said. "That's nothing.
A young man  lost an arm and both legs in an accident,I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in track and field events in the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.
Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a  horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's bleached blond hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's a senator from New York
 
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bbk for some unkown reason i am getting this feeling you are not a fan of the clintons...............
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omg i cant stop laughing at the joke then the pic to follow ............

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