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Thread: Alright seniors...
- 09-20-2005, 07:40 PM #1The Shaver Immortal
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Just a lil something I got in my email. Fess up, guilty parties...
<span style='color:blue'>What retired people do
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. I went to the store the other day. I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So, I called him a piece of dog sh*t. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important at my age.</span>D.R.M. July 20, 1946 - April 11, 2008
Rest in Peace, Dad...I love you.
- 09-20-2005, 07:45 PM #2Fun Times!
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05 BLUE/SILVER BUSA
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- 09-20-2005, 07:49 PM #3who, me?
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That's just funny.
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alter egos are underestimated
no I'm not
- 09-20-2005, 07:52 PM #4The Shaver Immortal
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aah yes...all the LEO's here slipped my mind.
This was not meant to offend you LEO folk, cool?
D.R.M. July 20, 1946 - April 11, 2008
Rest in Peace, Dad...I love you.
- 09-20-2005, 08:00 PM #5busaless
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- 09-20-2005, 08:05 PM #6Hayabusa Immortal
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- 09-20-2005, 08:06 PM #7Peace Keeper
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- 09-20-2005, 10:04 PM #8Seasoned Pilot
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- 09-20-2005, 10:31 PM #9Comin' back stronger than ever!
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- 09-21-2005, 01:50 AM #10What's your story?
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- 09-21-2005, 01:53 AM #11Professional Pilot
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"Faster, must go faster"
- 09-21-2005, 06:19 AM #12Hayabusa Master Jedi
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"Fear is the path to the Dark side, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering." - MASTER YODA
- 09-21-2005, 06:36 PM #13who, me?
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Pac, you're killin' me!!!
Originally Posted by [b Quote[/b] (PACIFICBUSA @ Sep. 20 2005,20:52)]aah yes...all the LEO's here slipped my mind.
This was not meant to offend you LEO folk, cool?
er, no dude... it ain't cool....
*
Just kiddin !! *
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alter egos are underestimated no I'm not
- 09-21-2005, 07:16 PM #14The Shaver Immortal
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D.R.M. July 20, 1946 - April 11, 2008
Rest in Peace, Dad...I love you.
- 09-21-2005, 10:15 PM #15Korrup~shun!!
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I intend to ride this mutha 'TIL THE WHEELS FALL OFF... *(Martin Lawrence)
It's not the Jack you should be worried 'bout... it's the ACE in my hand. *(Petey Pablo)
- 09-22-2005, 08:42 AM #16
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05 BLUE AND SILVER ( I LOVE MY BUSA )
Yosh RS-3 4 into 1 exhaust
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- 09-22-2005, 09:24 AM #17
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- 09-22-2005, 10:55 PM #18
Funny Pac, read that somewhere before and get a kick out of it everytime someone gets away with it. Round hea they would smile and start handing YOU tickets for disorderly conduct. Interferring with a traffic officer from issuin a ticket. and my personal favorite. Occupyin space that other wise would not interfere with the traffic officer to complete his task.
- 09-23-2005, 12:44 AM #19
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- 09-23-2005, 09:41 AM #20Hayabusa Master
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I had a handicapped tag for a little while about two years ago. Rode my bike up to the store and parked in the hc slot. Just hung the tag on the handle bars.
I thought it was funny enough to risk the ticket (permits are car specific).The mystical trend of our time, which shows itself particularly in the rampant growth of the so-called Theosophy and Spiritualism, is for me no more than a symptom of weakness and confusion. Since our inner experiences consist of reproductions and combinations of sensory impressions, the concept of a soul without a body seems to me to be empty and devoid of meaning. -– Albert Einstein, 5 February 1921
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