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<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>Most Condoms in India Used to Make Saris</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'>Most Condoms Made in India Used by Weavers to Make Saris; Only a Quarter Used for Sex, Report Says</span>

The Associated Press
Apr. 23, 2005 - Only a quarter of condoms made in India are used for sex, most of the others are used to make saris, toys and bathroom slippers, a newspaper reported Saturday.

The condoms are valuable to manufacturers because of the lubricant on them. Sari weavers place the condoms on their thread spools and the lubricant on the prophylactics is rubbed off on the thread, making it move faster through their sewing machines, The Economic Times newspaper quoted an Indian industry official as saying.

Sari makers also turn the condom's inside out, place them on their fingers and use the high-quality lubricant to polish gold and silver threads used in the traditional Indian women's outfits.

India manufactures more than 1 billion condoms annually to check population growth and curb the spread of HIV/AIDS.


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Come to think of it, I wonder what miracle mods you could do on Elenor with those versatile little buggers...

[*]custom handlebar grips with bar end reservoir tip perhaps?
[*]chain lubricant?
[*]hump covering?  (I'll leave that one alone)  
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--Just messin with you bro.  It's all good.  
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you keep this shid up Warren... an' you're gonna get a bad rap,just like da Rubbah.

Please,please please.... don't mail me any fuggin' slippers for Christmas. You hear that She No P
They also make toys from condoms.


Question ? What kind of toy do you make from a condom.

perhaps,a Mr. Potato-dik-Head or a G.I. Joe that comes(hehehehe) with his own bodybag. How about a marble sack,they come(hehehehe) pre-lubed so yer steelies wont rust.
Or, they could cut the tips off for..."Shower Cap Barbie".
The kids could play "Fruit Stand" by blowing up the colored ones with air,bananas,cucumbers,cumquats...etc.
You could nail yer friend in the head with a dik shaped water balloon...
then announce to the other neighbourhood kids...

"Look at the Dik-Head,Look at the Fug-Head."

prophylactics....just so many uses... RSD.
 
isnt it grand that mother nature, via natural selection, has made more than half the worlds population too stupid to even begin to visualize wtf RSD says?


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isnt it grand that mother nature, via natural selection, has made more than half the worlds population too stupid to even begin to visualize wtf RSD says?


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look here you admin bastid, I dont have to take that...

He insulted me right?

Is he dis'n me ?

or half the world?

 I feel,by way of "Natural Selection" too stoopid to even have a chance of interpretating what the fug Cache-On-Hand means.

  He insulted me right?

  I'll get you...you , drag racin' bastid.



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The most bizarre part of this story, if true, is that somewhere along the way, two sari makers were sitting around lamenting at how friggen hard it is to keep their thread properly lubed. When one of them jumped up and said "Adash my friend.....I have a very good idea indeed. We can wipe our condoms on the sewing machine and make many more saris indeed!!"

Thus an industry, as well as the population growth rate of certain third world nations, was changed forever.......


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The most bizarre part of this story, if true, is that somewhere along the way, two sari makers were sitting around lamenting at how friggen hard it is to keep their thread properly lubed. When one of them jumped up and said "Adash my friend.....I have a very good idea indeed. We can wipe our condoms on the sewing machine and make many more saris indeed!!"

Thus an industry, as well as the population growth rate of certain third world nations, was changed forever.......


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And that's probably just the way it happend, too

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http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory?id=696432

<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>Most Condoms in India Used to Make Saris</span>

<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'>Most Condoms Made in India Used by Weavers to Make Saris; Only a Quarter Used for Sex, Report Says</span>

The Associated Press
Apr. 23, 2005 - Only a quarter of condoms made in India are used for sex, most of the others are used to make saris, toys and bathroom slippers, a newspaper reported Saturday.

The condoms are valuable to manufacturers because of the lubricant on them. Sari weavers place the condoms on their thread spools and the lubricant on the prophylactics is rubbed off on the thread, making it move faster through their sewing machines, The Economic Times newspaper quoted an Indian industry official as saying.

Sari makers also turn the condom's inside out, place them on their fingers and use the high-quality lubricant to polish gold and silver threads used in the traditional Indian women's outfits.

India manufactures more than 1 billion condoms annually to check population growth and curb the spread of HIV/AIDS.


Copyright © 2005 ABC News Internet Ventures


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WTF
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... I didnt know that!!!
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On second thought... why not, finding more use for them condoms is kinda good... isnt it
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isnt it grand that mother nature, via natural selection, has made more than half the worlds population too stupid to even begin to visualize wtf RSD says?


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look here you admin bastid, I dont have to take that...

He insulted me right?

Is he dis'n me ?

or half the world?

 I feel,by way of "Natural Selection" too stoopid to even have a chance of interpretating what the fug Cache-On-Hand means.

  He insulted me right?

  I'll get you...you , drag racin' bastid.
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funny bastid...

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