they walk among us

gurrera

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They Walk
Among
Us!
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Some guy
bought a new
fridge for his house.
To get rid of his old
fridge, he put it
in his front yard and hung
a Sign on it
saying: 'Free
to good home.



You want
it, you take
it.'
For three days the fridge sat there
without anyone
looking twice.
He eventually decided that
people were too
mistrustful of this deal.
So he changed
the sign to read:
'Fridge for sale $50.'




The next
day someone
stole it!




They walk
amongst
us!
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* One day I was
walking down
the beach with
Some friends when someone




shouted.....
'Look at that dead bird!'
Someone looked




up at the sky and said...'where?'




They walk
among
us!




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While
looking at a house,
my brother asked the
Real Estate
agent which direction was
north because
He didn't want
the sun waking him up every
morning.
She asked, 'Does the
sun rise in the north?'
My
brother explained that the sun
rises in the east
And has for
sometime. She shook her
head and said,
'Oh, I don't keep up
with all that
stuff......'




They Walk
Among
Us!
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Traffic
Camera



A man was
driving when he saw
the flash of a
traffic
camera. He figured
that his picture had been
taken for exceeding the limit,
even though he knew that he
was not speeding... Just to
be sure, he went around the
block and passed the same spot,
driving even more slowly,
but again the camera flashed. Now he
began to think that
this was quite funny, so he drove even
slower as he passed
the area again, but the traffic camera again
flashed. He
tried a fourth time with the same result.. He did
this a
fifth time and was now laughing when the camera flashed
as
he rolled past, this time at a snail's pace... Two weeks




later, he got five tickets in the mail for driving without a




seat belt..



You can't
fix stupid.












My colleague
and I were
eating our lunch in our cafeteria,
when we
overheard a
girl talking about the
sunburn she got
on her weekend drive
to the beach.
She drove down in a
convertible, but
said
she 'didn't think she'd get
sunburned
because the car
was moving'.




They Walk
Among
Us!
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My sister has
a lifesaving
tool in her car
which is designed to cut
through a seat
belt
if she gets trapped. She keeps it in
the car
trunk.




They Walk
Among
Us!
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I couldn't
find my
luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the
lost luggage
office and reported the loss.
The woman
there smiled and told
me not to worry
because she was a
trained professional
and
said I was in good hands. 'Now,'
she asked me,
'Has
your plane arrived yet?'...
(I work
with professionals like
this.)




They Walk
Among
Us!
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While working
at a pizza
parlor I observed a man
ordering a small pizza
to go. He
appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
would like it
cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it
for some
time
then said 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I
don't think I'm
hungry
enough to eat 6
pieces.




They Walk
Among
Us!











Dumb as a
box of
Rocks




TRUE




STORY :




A noted
psychiatrist was a
guest speaker at an academic function
where an un-named Senator
happened to appear. He/she took
the opportunity to schmooze the
good doctor a bit and asked
him a question with which he was
most at
ease.




'Would you
mind telling me,
Doctor,' he/she asked, 'how you detect a
mental deficiency in
somebody who appears completely
normal?'




'Nothing is
easier,' he
replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone
should answer
with no trouble. If the person hesitates, that
puts you on the
track..'




'What sort of
question?'
asked the Senator.




Well, you
might ask ,
'Captain Cook made three trips around the world
and died during
one of them. Which one?''




The Senator
thought a
moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, 'You
wouldn't happen
to have another example would you? I must
confess I don't know
much about history.'





Sadly, they
walk among us
and represent us!




Gurrera
 
Pretty funny! Although I don't think a traffic camera would know when to flash if a driver is not wearing a seat belt. Didn't get about the Cook at first, but only after a few seconds - so, I hesitated, LOL.
 
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