gurrera
Registered
Damn this is a great country
This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady
said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs
are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, and have no frigging
clue who their Daddy's are. Yet they expect me to feed them, provide them with housing,
plus pay for medical care. So the welfare lady looked in her policy book to
see what it takes to qualify.
My dogs get their first checks Friday.
This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady
said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare." So I explained to her that my dogs
are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English, and have no frigging
clue who their Daddy's are. Yet they expect me to feed them, provide them with housing,
plus pay for medical care. So the welfare lady looked in her policy book to
see what it takes to qualify.
My dogs get their first checks Friday.