Calling you out CANADA......

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The USA will be skating the Gold on your ice today when we beat your team in the Olympic Hockey final !
Coverage starts at noon, not sure when faceoff is.

Whats that Sidney you got something to say !
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"No I dont want to play wit Ze Americanz anymore"
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Future view of Monday's Headlines....(history repeats itself)
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The miracle on ice...30 yrs ago !
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O Canada!
O Canada!
Uuuuuuuu Suck ! :moon: :moon:


U S A......:cheerleader:










strictly speaking hockey...
 
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Heh.. now you Jinxed the USA!

And Canadians, congrats on the games.. your athletes did a great job :) Amazing what playing on home soil can bring out in people!
 
I am rooting for my country...:cheerleader:

Oly Superbowl....:beerchug: :beerchug: :beerchug: :beerchug: :beerchug: :thumbsup:


Canadians have done fine I fault them none but today they are gonna get a lesson in their own game....:poke:
















:please:
 
americans are so full of themselves its pathetic. you cant even watch the olympics properly on tv down there.

hope you guys lose just to crush your huge egos.

ill be in vancouver watchin the game in the molsen canadian house

:moon:
 
USA has no business winning this game on paper. For some reason though Canada hasn't played near to their potential. Too much talent, not enough heart.

I would feel a lot better if Brodeur was back in net...
 
Strictly Speaking Hockey........


CANADA SUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKS ! Eh !

Just hope it's a good game is all .

Please don't cry too much when we show you how to play your own game !
 
And yes Bode is the man as long as we aren't talking skiing !
Same as Lindsey . Both win a medal or let their ego go to their heads and
wind up looking like fools .


USA bobsled rules .......

GOLD
 
Q. Why can't the Montreal Canadiens surf the World Wide Web?
A. Because they cant put three W's together!

What's the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a cigarette vending machine?
A: The vending machine has Players!


Q. How do you keep the Vancouver Canucks out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.

Q. What do you call a Vancouver Canuck with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. A thief.

Q. How many Vancouver Canucks does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q. What do the Vancouver Canucks and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and are killed on the road.

Q: What do the Canucks and Whales have in common?
A: They both get confused when surrounded by ice

Q: Why are the Canucks like a training bra?
A: Minimal support and no cups.

Q: Why won't they give Kelowna a professional Hockey team?
A: Because then Vancouver will want one too.
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Two boys were playing hockey at an outdoor arena when one is attacked by a Pitbull. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips a board off the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was walking by saw the incident, and rushed over to interview the boy!

"Calgary Flames fan saves friend from vicious animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Flames fan," the boy replied.

"Edmonton Oilers fan rescues friend from horrific attack," the reporter starts again.

"I'm not a Oilers fan either," the boy said.

"Then what are you?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Maple Leafs fan."

The reporter turns to a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Redneck idiot kills family pet."



The Toronto Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Toronto. For the first offence, they give you two Toronto Maple Leaf tickets. If you are stopped a second time, they make you use them.







U S A
 
I'm a (long time suffering) Canucks fan and I haven't laughed so hard in long time! :beerchug:

For today's game of course I'm rooting for Canada... but on that note for no matter which team wins it's for sure going to be good hockey! :thumbsup:

Blanca Busa said:
Q. Why can't the Montreal Canadiens surf the World Wide Web?
A. Because they cant put three W's together!

What's the difference between the Toronto Maple Leafs and a cigarette vending machine?
A: The vending machine has Players!


Q. How do you keep the Vancouver Canucks out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.

Q. What do you call a Vancouver Canuck with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. A thief.

Q. How many Vancouver Canucks does it take to win a Stanley Cup?
A. Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q. What do the Vancouver Canucks and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and are killed on the road.

Q: What do the Canucks and Whales have in common?
A: They both get confused when surrounded by ice

Q: Why are the Canucks like a training bra?
A: Minimal support and no cups.

Q: Why won't they give Kelowna a professional Hockey team?
A: Because then Vancouver will want one too.
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U S A
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I laughed pretty hard myself .
The cig machine joke is good.


Guess I should have replaced Canadian oly hockey for all the other team refs just for today ?

How do you keep the Canadian Olympic Hockey team out of your yard ?
Put up a goal !
:rofl:
 
For sure... but again any joke about the Leafs is pretty good! :laugh:

:thumbsup:


Blanca Busa said:
I laughed pretty hard myself .
The cig machine joke is good.


Guess I should have replaced Canadian oly hockey for all the other team refs just for today ?

How do you keep the Canadian Olympic Hockey team out of your yard ?
Put up a goal !
:rofl:
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ITS TIME

rest assured the mute will be on during your Natl Anthem cuz it...

SuuuCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCks

and well as everything else from Canada.............

SuuuCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCks


for the next 3 hrs...


:thumbsup:

:beerchug:



boy I hope we win cuz ya'll will never let me live it down if we dont !

:please: :please:
 
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