Cheesy Pickup Lines

[det45]

Any of you all have some good pickup lines to post? Heres some to get started....


It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!

I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.

Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

 

[det45]

Heres another one....

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

 

[TWT racer]

Jamaican...? ...me crazy?
Hahahaha that's awesome LOL
I'm gonna roll out of my chair on this one

 

[busa-saga]

did it hurt? did what hurt? when you fell from heaven?
i lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
do you want to do math? lets add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
see my freind over there?, he wants to know if you think am cute
lets play carpenter. 1st we get hammered, then i'll nail you!
you turn my software into hardware


i wonder if some of these lines still work?!

 

[Mr Brown]

This only works for some folks...
Me:"Excuse me, my frend over there and I were wondering about your racial background. Do you have any black in you?"
Her: "No...."



















Me: "Would you like some?"

 

[TWT racer]

LOL @ Brown

 

[dalaster88]

"If I told you you had a hott body, would you hold it against me?"

and my fav.
"Hey, can I buy you a drink?" "I have a boyfriend" "well I have a Goldfish." "what?" "Oh, I thought we were talking about s*** that didn't matter"

 

[skydivr]

Ask her for a Quarter, when she asks why...

"'Cause my momma told me, when I found the woman of my dreams to call her"...

 

[Blanca BusaLess]

do you want to do math? lets add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!

 

[BBB]

"If I told you you had a hott body, would you hold it against me?"

and my fav.
"Hey, can I buy you a drink?" "I have a boyfriend" "well I have a Goldfish." "what?" "Oh, I thought we were talking about s*** that didn't matter"

OMG that was by far the funniest.

 

[GA_boi]

Don Ready once said......

"How much does a polar bear weigh?"

"I dont know? How much?"

"Enough to break the ice!"

 

[ogre]

nice shoes, wanna

 

[standiggity]

This one always worked for me:

"Hi, I'm Kyle. I'm a Marine, I have a cute dog, not STDs, am actually single, have my own car, and can afford to buy your next drink.. would you be ok with that?
...i guess of course it works better when it's all true


"Legs is the word of the day, wanna go upstairs in spread the word?"
"So.. wanna go to my place for some pizza and then a little sex? ...."No".. "What?.. you don't like Pizza?"

 

[B@DA$$08BUS@]

nice shoes, wanna

Thats what I was gonna say.

 

[Senior~10R]

Baby, I love every bone in your body. Especially mine.

 

[Fastfrog007]

Its a Hayabusa, Lets go!!