Keep em clean and lets see some short funnies
- One time, the police stopped me for speeding, and they said, "Don't you know the speed limit is 55 miles an hour?" I said, "Yeah, I know, but I wasn't gonna be out that long." - Steven Wright
- My last Dr.s visit I told him " Doc , it really hurts when I do this ... " Doc said " Dont do that." - Henny Youngman
- I got a call from my Dr today, He said " I have terrible news and worse news ... " Whats the Terrible news 1st?," I said. He says's " Well I'm sorry to say you only have 24 hrs to live... " OMG! Whats the worser news? ... " Ive been trying to reach you since yesterday!" - unknown
- One night, I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. Steven Wright
- One time, the police stopped me for speeding, and they said, "Don't you know the speed limit is 55 miles an hour?" I said, "Yeah, I know, but I wasn't gonna be out that long." - Steven Wright
- My last Dr.s visit I told him " Doc , it really hurts when I do this ... " Doc said " Dont do that." - Henny Youngman
- I got a call from my Dr today, He said " I have terrible news and worse news ... " Whats the Terrible news 1st?," I said. He says's " Well I'm sorry to say you only have 24 hrs to live... " OMG! Whats the worser news? ... " Ive been trying to reach you since yesterday!" - unknown
- One night, I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. Steven Wright