Before it starts

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Busa Bob came home from the road, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and yelled to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little confused, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little ticked off, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer, it's gonna start any second."

"That's it!" She blows her top, "You selfish jerk! You waltz in here, flop your fat butt down in that chair, you don't even say hello to me and then you expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

Busa Bob sighed. "Oh man, I knew it was gonna start."
 
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